WHEN STYLIN ON YOU GOES WRONG!!!! KNOCKED OUT AFTER FREESTYLE!!!!!

GAME GETS OFF FOR SLIDIN' HIS COUSIN @ A FUNERAL

A judge agreed to dismiss Game’s battery charges — for allegedly punching a cousin at a family funeral — as long as he does 36 anger-management meetings by February 2009. He could’ve faced clink time if convicted. The tiff was over money, you’ll remember, and Game’s relative dropped the dime on him at the funeral and made a citizen’s arrest … even before the body was in the ground.

THE PATENTED "CHRISTINA MILIAN" CROTCH SHOT....MUST HAVE IN HOLLYWIERD

We never really thought we’d see this side of her, but looks like Christina Milian has gone Hollyweird, which pretty much means she lost her drawls on the way to the club.

JACKED!!!!!!!! ITS ONLY BEEN 5 WEEKS ROMEO!!! FALL BACK!!! THEY WAS PLOTTIN ON U...!!!

Lil Romeo discusses life as a college student and getting robbed his first 5 weeks at USC:

Rapper Lil’ Romeo has only attended college for five weeks, but he’s already learned a few lessons about surviving on campus. “Lock your bike!” says the University of Southern California freshman, 19, who has had three expensive bikes stolen. “Now I just have a little $5 bike that hopefully no one will want.” As for jewelry, “I don’t bring anything expensive to the dorms,” he says. “I just sleep with my earrings on.” The rapper, who plays basketball as a point guard for the Trojans and plans to major in film production, also reveals a surprising taste in movies. “I love romantic comedies,” he says. “[I like] Made of Honor and 27 Dresses. “And I just rented The Notebook!” And just like any other freshman, Top Roman, cereal and Easy Mac crowd the kitchen counter tops of his dorm. “I love college life,” he says. “It’s like a vacation.”